Plain and Simple

Hey ya'll!

It's Sunday evening and I am sitting here "watching" (ie listening to and looking up here and there) a NFL game with Z. I don't know who is playing and I don't know the score. I am currently in the middle of cooking dinner as I type this post.

This weekend has been the complete opposite of the previous one. We have done absolutely nothing except for go to the store to buy groceries. I of course have been back since then to pick up the things that I forgot to include on the list yesterday......I still think that I forgot something though. Oh well.

Friday night Z ordered a pizza. It had been a few months since we last had one so I figured we were due for another. He got some pizza cut into "strips" that you could dip into sauce from Pi.zza H.ut. It was pretty good with the ranch and marinara sauces, the garlic butter dip is definitely for those with a totally different palate than mine. Basically....it gross! At around 8 or 9 that night, my tummy started feelin not so hot so I laid down. At 1:30 a.m., I woke up to the most painful stomach cramp ever!!!!!! I laid there to try and see if I could make it stop..... yeah, I think I have super powers or something when it comes to my body. Someone must have had some cryptonite nearby cause AR Gal could not make it stop. The entire time I was laying in the bed the Pep.to commercial kept playing through my head. "If you have nasseau, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...." At that point, I felt like I had all those symptons. I got up and walked around which helped slightly but not enough for me to get a good nights rest. So I thought out my options....I could either take some medicine and wait for it to kick in or force myself to throw up whatever was ailing me. After checking to make sure I had another toothbrush in the cabinets under the sink, I took the other one I use and well, yeah you get the rest. I have a pretty strong gag reflex when I brush my tongue so I knew that wouldn't be a problem. So after the upchuck from hell, I instantly felt better. Z didn't even budge. He said that he was dreaming but he heard me when I did it but just thought it was part of his dream.....whatever man! lol After I woke up later that day, I thought about what I had eaten prior to that. Then it came to me, I had about a handful of "puffy" cheetos a few hours before that. The bag was pretty close to being empty and the cheetos at the bottom of the bag normally get soaked in the oil that settles to the bottom. I think the combo of that and the pizza did me in. I won't be eating cheetos or pizza for a long while......especially not in the same day.


Moving on.....while in Wally World shopping this lady turns her cart onto the same aisle I'm on. I look up to glance and keep looking at the item I wanted to purchase. Then I look up again and stare cause I couldn't believe what this lady had on. I mean from head to toe she looked a MESS! She was wearing a weave that looked absolutely attrocious! It was like a mix of orange and strawberry blonde maybe.....I don't know, it was just extremely bright. The worst part was it looked like she had not thought to even put a brush to it from the time it was installed on her head. Honestly at first I thought she had picked up a wig from the Halloween aisle and had forgotten to take it off until I saw her hair peaking through and waving to me. My eyes then wavered down to her tube top and pants, both of which were waaaaaayyyyy to tight. I don't even think she had a bra on as the back of the top had rolled down and I saw no support of the chesticular area whatsoever. People....why.....just why???? I'm just glad I only saw the view from the back.

Anyway, I also went by Has.tings today to scoop up a couple of books to read. After making my selections, I go to wait in line. No sooner than I get there, my ears are brutally assaulted by this loud annoying chick. Imagine the voice of Fran Dresher in "The Nanny" and add about a gazillion decibiles to it. Her cell was ringing as she got in line behind me. Her ringtone was "My Humps", ya know the part where they sing "spendin all your money on me". She then hauls off and says, yep you sure are and answers the phone. Her convo ensues with her hubby:

"Hey Honeeeeeyyyyy" *pause while he talks. (I'm assuming he is suggesting that she hurry her ass up)* "Well, could you please be patient, I'm in line right now" *pause again* "No I didn't buy out the store" *pause again* "I'll be out in a minute okaaaaayyyyyy"

She then turns around and starts conversing with someone behind her. I do a quick head spin to see who she is talking to, it's a young black guy. She tells him, "He's such a mess about me spending money. He would have really been mad if I would have bought those $500 jewelry boxes I wanted yesterday. " *sidebar....who in the hell buys $500 jewelry boxes???* The guy laughs a little. She keeps on talking, "Don't worry honey, you will have a wife soon that will be just as great as me that will want to spend your money too". HA! For real.....okay. I stop listening after that and hurry up and get the hellz out of that store. As I'm leaving the parking lot, I see her sashaying her butt out of the store like she had just finished shopping @ Tiffany's or something. lol lol Go head girl, go head get down. lol lol. I pity her husband.

Anyway, that's the weekend for me. Nothing special, just a couple of tales of tomfoolery. Dinner's done so I'm off to eat.

Hope you guys are having a wonderful evening!