Let’s start with Sheree’ “Who gon’ check me boo” Whitfield. Her showmance with “Dr.” Tofo leaves a lot to be desired and a bad taste in my mouth. No seriously, I think I threw up a little watching them. If this results in me becoming more familiar with bulimia, I’m totally going to sue Bravo (but not before I buy new size 6 jeans). *Sarah Palin wink* It’s obvious that this mess between them is as fake as his credentials but hey that’s what makes for good TV right?
And why oh why did she not just simply tell him NO when he kept forcing his thumb in her face to lick the cookie dough. Sad as it may seem, some people just don’t respond to and\or understand body language. You would think leaning the opposite direction would have been enough but alas it wasn't so. I personally would have cussed him out. Don't underestimate the power of a good tongue lashing people!!! Besides, a man with a hair part as wide as the Red Sea is NOT to be trusted…in any capacity...ever. #letmypeoplegooooooooo
Next up-Phaedra “Pickles” Parks. This girl swears she is thisclose with all things classy and artistic. Based on her behavior thus far, we all know she wouldn’t know either if it slapped her in the face. The photo shoot…..Lord Jesus. Okay, so I got the play on props, as we all did….pregnancy….cravings….pickles….womp womp. Wouldn’t it have been enough to stop at just posing with the jar? Did we really have to watch them give fellacio to a pickled cucumber? What exactly did you learn in jail Apollo????
I don’t like the fact that when someone mentions RBC’s I will now think of Kim Zolciak instead of roast beef.
Random fact: There is actually a group called Roast Beef Curtains. Perhaps Kim Z. should get together with them and do a song.
The Last (Mother’s Day) Supper. Most of you all were on FB last night laughing, hollering, crying right along with me because hey, it was just that funny. I almost gave myself strep I laughed so hard. My throat is still a little scratchy.
Honestly? I can’t even do it justice with words you’ll just need to watch (or re-watch) this scene for yourself However, I did agree with a couple of things…namely:
1. Pickles is lying about when that baby was conceived
2. Nene’s comment regarding exploratory vaginal techniques:“Listen, I would never put Kool-Aid, candied yams, peppermint candy, pancake syrup none of those things in my vajayjay….that’s crazy!!”.
I agree! Try if you wanna but when you get a yeasty RBC don’t come back cryin’ to me!
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Okay, the picture of roast beef gave me a visual I wasn't quite expecting!
That was so WEIRD when Pickles was saying she didn't know how far along she was. And to say that she is going to deliver at SIX MONTHS? Total lie. Totally.
OMG I tried watching the video at work and actually had to stop. There was just too much going on! I am officially pissed I missed it last night :(
They got married in November. She had the baby in May -- six months later. I'm with Nene on this one, all the way.
"It's delicious???" Eeeeewwwww!!!!
Babs, that was the point! It's good to have a face with a name. LOL Pickles is full of crap and was trying to save face. I don't know if you watched the after show with Kandi and Patti but I totally believed Kandi when she said Pickles doesn't act like that off camera. It's all an act.
SimplyB, thank goodness for repeats and online video! When you get a chance to see it, you will not be disappointed.
P, NeNe talks a lot of shit but when she's on point...she's on POINT!
I can't believe you didn't mention when Sheera was unbuttoning the good doc's shirt. Puke.
Pickles...disturbing. Classy? Really?
Her level of class I can relate to the man who feels the need to tell me over and over what a "good guy" he is...or someone who has to talk all the time about being a Christian. If you are the real thing you don't talk about it. You're just about it.
Phaedra is frickin retarded with that whole "I don't know my due date" crap. I didn't get through the rest of the mother's day celebration because I was trying to find some leftover frosting to jam up my stuff.
Barista, the visual of the part in his hair clouded my mind so much that I couldn't even think about his vegetarian pecs of steel(wool).
What's your mailing address so I can send you this Monistat?
I agree with you on "Pickles" Bwahahhahahahahaha Love it! She is beyond fake and clearly was preggo before marriage. She was on Tiny and Toya and she did not act like she does on this show. I hate her!
...and how would she KNOW it's delicious?? Ole nasty heffa.
No yeastie's over here!
and what the HELL!!! roast beef curtains??? I never heard of such.
And Sheree's dude GROSS and FAKE! I hate him too!
that episode was just too much... from the pickles, to phaedra fronting about not knowing her due date (talking bout "they gon take him at 36 weeks") to the sugar crusted coochie pops. Chile, please.
GP, don't hate the playa....hate the pickle. Let me quit. Love her or hate her, the chick makes the show interesting. Lest ye' not forget Baby Shower-gate 2010. CLASSIC! Oh and you know how she knows it's delicious. She took a taste test. If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'!
You've never heard of RBC's? LOL It's, for lack of a better word, a droopy vaginal area.
Dr. Tofo just screams pervert to me. Blech!
Khaki, a hot ass laughable mess! LOL
"Dr." Tiy-E gave a relationship seminar when i was a senior at Spelman. I didn't go because i can't take any grown man going by Tiy-E seriously. according to this website, he got his doctorate in a YEAR(!) from a non-accredited program. smh...
I don't like NeNe, but i agreed with her wholeheartedly! they can mess around and get a yeast infection putting powdered sugar down there if they want to...
i don't get why Phaedra won't just admit she was pregnant before she got married. all those lies just to keep up an appearance that no one believes anyway.
lol @ your throat still being scratchy!
"according to this website, he got his doctorate in a YEAR(!) from a non-accredited program. smh..."
THIS just made me holler!!!! Ain't no way in the world that is possible....no way at all!!! LMAO! Isn't his name the worst???!!!
Pickles Parks is just a pitiful. Try saying that three times fast! Ha! I'm sure her sanctified preacher daddy doesn't eve believe that lie. LOL
Ok I am a little late for the game because I had to catch the re-run last night but what a hoot these ladies are!! I love them all. Pickles (as she will heretofor and forever be called) is mess. But a perfect mess that makes me not want to stop watching her.
And from their description, I still couldn't figure out what a beef curtain was and I have decided that it is best for me not to know.
Glad Cynthia is finally getting a bit of personality. I think I like her.
And Sheree and that fake doc...too much. He is obvously super full of himself. To take of his shirt at the dinner table...who do you think you are dude. Your "in decent shape for an older dude" body is not charming the pants off me. Just ughh to him. And yes his hairline is the pits.
This season is a hot mess. Pickles need to sit down because no one believed that lie. She is so classy but told the world she swallows. And Apollo was a little too comfortable with that pickle in his mouth.
I like Joyce (Kandi's mom) but I felt no sympathy for when she said she felt like she missed out on things bc she's been separated since Kandi was in the 6th grade. Type of ish is that?! I don't understand people who stay separated for years.
I fell out when Sheree said she's not doing stomachs anymore.
By the way, I'm back. You can click on my name to get to my new blog.
Ok, I lied about clicking on my name. LOL Here's the link: http://damnbloggerfordeletingmyblog.blogspot.com/
KRock, I like Cynthia too.....so far. I've still got my side-eye on her waiting on the 'true colors' to come out.
Southern, you new blog name is KILLER!!!! LMAO!!
I mean hate in the since that I use the word hate a lot not real hate. Pickles makes the show with her antics!
southerngal's new blog name has me rollin too! Bwhahahahahaha!!
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