YouTube Foolishness: Negro Food Network Edition

I actually have a little spare time to post today. What better than with a taste of YouTube Foolishness?!

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She got a pocket full of stones......................

but they done left her ass alone.

Picture it. January 31, 2011 at the revenue office (the DMV for all you northern folk). I'm waiting in line to renew my license plate tags for a second time mind you.

Sidenote: I have got to do a better job of (1) not waiting until the last minute to do this and (2) making sure the car is assessed BEFORE I renew......especially when the reminder they send in the mail has a big fat NO next to the question has the vehicle been assessed. *sigh*

Okay, so I'm waiting in line but I had seen this delicious beast outside while in my car holding with the property tax folks to work their magic. I only caught a quick glance but I remember my first thought being, 'Ew'.

Once I make it back inside and am standing behind her, my next thought is 'why'? And that I need to take a picture. Thank goodness the line was moving slow.

No really. Why? Anything you can think of just why.

She (yes it was really a lady) exuded all kinds of confidence but damn that body.....

As a fellow member of the flat booty committee, I'm offended.

And now for a musical selection to help ease your soul.......................

RHOA Finale Recap.........................

Head on over to Kelly's spot to get your recap fix!!! I have so many thoughts about last night's finale but I don't have time to type it out. *shakes fist at the man and his demands* I will say I had THE best time reading posts on FB while watching. Speaking of a good time......why did Mistah watch the finale with me. Actually, he watched damn near the entire marathon yesterday. And yes, it was only because there were no NFL games on yesterday.

Me: It's okay baby, you can go ahead and admit it. You're addicted.

Mistah: I wouldn't say that.....they just make it so interesting that I can't stop watching.

Me: Oh okay but you do know that's just another way of saying that you're addicted right.

Mistah: I'm not addicted.

Me: Oh okay.

CTHU!!!! He just wouldn't admit it. I think he got kinda mad because I wouldn't stop laughing at him. To be fair, I was laughing at him AAAAAAAANNNND the show.

I swear dude had me in stitches during the entire finale but the joke he cracked about Peter's mama??!! He said she looked like she just rose from the dead like a zombie in the Thriller video.

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But really though.....where were her teefus?

Ok, let me get back to work. Well first I need to visit the ladies to see why my chest is tingling. I hope it's not my lactating breasts otherwise I've got a whole 'nother set of problems.

Holla!

YouTube Foolishness: Men with No Life Edition

Seriously? Y'all ain't ready. Giggles, goofaws, snickers, chuckles or as in my case hollers will ensue.




Sidenote: I just recently found out that this song is sung by a grown ass man. o_O

Oh Southern Gaaaaaaaal........

Yes this picture was take while crouching down on the restroom floor (on my knees only TYVM).

ENJOY!!!

I know I'm probably late...........

as some of you have probably either heard or seen of this show before but Scare Tactics on the SyFy network is the best thing since sliced bread. Mistah and I sat and watched three plus mindless hours of it. I kept delaying my need for a shower and he even skipped Monday Night Football because it was just that funny. I will have to make a mental note to watch this next week because it's a keeper!

Here's a clip of one of the jokes played-one of the best ones in my opinion.

Reality TV: RHOA

I don’t usually post about the real housewives but I would be remiss if I didn’t mention last night’s epic episode. Sex, lies and surgical tape….OH MY!!!

Let’s start with Sheree’ “Who gon’ check me boo” Whitfield. Her showmance with “Dr.” Tofo leaves a lot to be desired and a bad taste in my mouth. No seriously, I think I threw up a little watching them. If this results in me becoming more familiar with bulimia, I’m totally going to sue Bravo (but not before I buy new size 6 jeans). *Sarah Palin wink* It’s obvious that this mess between them is as fake as his credentials but hey that’s what makes for good TV right?

And why oh why did she not just simply tell him NO when he kept forcing his thumb in her face to lick the cookie dough. Sad as it may seem, some people just don’t respond to and\or understand body language. You would think leaning the opposite direction would have been enough but alas it wasn't so. I personally would have cussed him out. Don't underestimate the power of a good tongue lashing people!!! Besides, a man with a hair part as wide as the Red Sea is NOT to be trusted…in any capacity...ever. #letmypeoplegooooooooo

Next up-Phaedra “Pickles” Parks. This girl swears she is thisclose with all things classy and artistic. Based on her behavior thus far, we all know she wouldn’t know either if it slapped her in the face. The photo shoot…..Lord Jesus. Okay, so I got the play on props, as we all did….pregnancy….cravings….pickles….womp womp. Wouldn’t it have been enough to stop at just posing with the jar? Did we really have to watch them give fellacio to a pickled cucumber? What exactly did you learn in jail Apollo????

I don’t like the fact that when someone mentions RBC’s I will now think of Kim Zolciak instead of roast beef.

Random fact: There is actually a group called Roast Beef Curtains. Perhaps Kim Z. should get together with them and do a song.

The Last (Mother’s Day) Supper. Most of you all were on FB last night laughing, hollering, crying right along with me because hey, it was just that funny. I almost gave myself strep I laughed so hard. My throat is still a little scratchy.

Honestly? I can’t even do it justice with words you’ll just need to watch (or re-watch) this scene for yourself However, I did agree with a couple of things…namely:

1. Pickles is lying about when that baby was conceived

2. Nene’s comment regarding exploratory vaginal techniques:

“Listen, I would never put Kool-Aid, candied yams, peppermint candy, pancake syrup none of those things in my vajayjay….that’s crazy!!”.

I agree! Try if you wanna but when you get a yeasty RBC don’t come back cryin’ to me!