Saturday, August 16, 2008

Pole Position

I saw THE craziest thing driving home from work yesterday. I was in the left lane on the interstate behind a big dodge ram. The truck passed me earlier but ya'll know how crazy rush hour traffic can be. Well anyway, I ended up behind the truck again. The person behind the wheel was driving all foolish and almost swerved off the road. You know how people kinda move to the left to see what's holding up traffic? Yeah that's what they were doing. Anyhoo, I soon found out that the reason they were shucking and jiving was because they were trying to catch up with another truck, a dodge ram no less. So anyway, I'm move over to the right lane because I got tired of folks slammin on their breaks and whatnot and still end up behind the original truck. Well, all of the sudden they increase their speed to catch up with the other truck and then these fools go in towards the lines on the road and the driver of the original truck starts passing stuff out of his window to the passenger in the other truck. My mouth was open and my head looked like this

I just kept saying to myself...OMG OMG O.M.G!! lol Of course this caused people to slam on their brakes because noone wanted to be close to either one of them driving all slaphappy and whatnot. I just want to know what kind of hurry that they were in that they couldn't have just (1) pulled over to the side of the road or (2) gotten off on the next exit which was all of ummmmmmmm 30 seconds away to make their exchange. Makes you wonder what they do in lieu of pottybreaks on roadtrips. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. *shudders* Anyway, I was just glad to make it home in one piece and be off the road with the fast and the furious wannabe's.
What's the craziest driving technique you've ever witnessed?

8 comments:

Still Patrice said...

oh damn... they were driving like they were on a movie set

AR Gal said...

OKAY!!! lol

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AR Gal said...

Freaky, you know what I'm sayin?? The human race can be beyond stupid sometimes.

Pamalicious said...

Man this is why I frown upon video games, lol

I remember this guy cut this guy off getting on the Highway. For some reason I kept feeling like something was going to happen. We all got on the road and the Honda started to gun it in front of me to catch up with the Ford 150 - I'm like I know he ain't about to jump bad - well gurl when I tell you about 5 miles down there is the Honda RAMMED into the back of the F150 - totally fucked up and the cops pulling up. Um exactly what was his point?

Pamalicious said...

Man this is why I frown upon video games, lol

I remember this guy cut this guy off getting on the Highway. For some reason I kept feeling like something was going to happen. We all got on the road and the Honda started to gun it in front of me to catch up with the Ford 150 - I'm like I know he ain't about to jump bad - well gurl when I tell you about 5 miles down there is the Honda RAMMED into the back of the F150 - totally fucked up and the cops pulling up. Um exactly what was his point?

AR Gal said...

LOL @ Pamalicious! I don't know but I hope he got what he wanted out of that ummmmmm exchange. Big Dummy!

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Giving you what I got....musically