Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Me either!

That's what I said when I viewed this secret on PostSecret (one of my most favoritist blogs!) If you're not in the know about it, it's over there >>>>>>>>>>>>> in my newly updated blogroll.


With the lotto FINALLY coming to AR at the end of this month (can I get an Amen?!), I'm one step closer to my plan of financial freedom. I've got my bills crisp and ready to hand over to any random gas station attendant so when they ask, where dem dollas at?, I can say RIGHT HERE!

One thing I've always said is if, NO WHEN (I must speak it into existence) I win I will request to remain anonymous. No need to have long lost cousins coming of the woodwork. Ya'll see how my g-aunts did their own sister so just imagine what their offspring would do. VICIOUS! Once the money is deposited into my bank account, I will chunk the deuces to my place of employment and make my way to my couch EXPEDITIOUSLY so that I can figure out the next move. I figure I'll set the kids in the family up nicely for college and what not, buy my mom a place outside of Memphis, give my sisters a lil' coin change to spend at the mall and of hook mistah up real nice.

What about you all? Would you want the world to know 'I'm rech beyatch!!' or would you keep it under wraps? What major purchases would you make? Would you give any to the fam?

For some strange reason, I'm getting the vibe that I've done a post similar to this before. Stranger things have happened so just humor me, k? Thanks.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm so ready to buy my lottery tickets. The end of the month can't come quick enough.

I would most definetly stay anonymous. Before I do anything, I'm going to give US Dept of Ed 'em their cut so they will be out of my life for good. Student loans be gone! Then give the church 10percent. Then I'll break off my immediate family and just a few cousins. After that don't ask me for nothing else because I'm out! I'm moving away from all of them!

Freaky Deaky said...

Depending on the lottery you don't have the option of being anonymous here. I know it's not an option with The Big Game but it might be with our regular lottery. I can count on one hand who's getting money from me. I have no problem saying no, or something stronger, to strays or anyone else begging for some change.

First, I'd disappear and see about getting hooked up with that male birth control pill. No alimony or child support for Mr. Deaky. No ma'am! I'd probably travel for a few months, find a new state (or country) to live and have a house built for me. Hell, I might even change my name to go along with my new lottery enhanced looks too. LOL.

CreoleInDC said...

I would not tell a SOUL. Hell...I might ex-communicate everyone I know. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Let me put it this way: Satan would have to open up a year-round ski resort in Hell and be selling mango-flavored snocones at said resort before I'd tell a soul.

AR Gal said...

Southern, 9/28 can't get here soon enough!

LMAO @ strays Freaky. That is a perfect description! I sure hope we have the option of remaining Anon but if we don't that won't stop me from collecting my winnings. lol

Hmmm, living in a new country ay? Well with that kind of money, you could afford to try just about all of them out until you found one that suited your tastes.

Creole, everybody? Damn you cold! LMAO!!

LaBellanoire, you have completely kilt me today! lol

Anonymous said...

My lottery pool at work won $10k last month. We were 1 number away from the whole sha-bang.

I don't think I've ever bought a ticket on my own, though. I've been thinking a lot about it lately and I don't think I'd tell anyone if I won. Hell, who am I kidding. I'm not exactly good at keeping things to myself.

Nerd Girl said...

I'd try to keep my mouth shut - and fail! I'd take care of church, some family, and a few select friends. And I'd travel. A lot!

Ladynay said...

I, like most, would stay silent. The only way people would kinda guess something good happened to me is that folks would notice all types of good stuff happening to my family....like my immediate fam not having bills and cleared of debt, I'm taking a whole lot more vacations, and this nice house I got all of a sudden when I havent' started my career yet! LOL!

AR Gal said...

Saved, really???!! Dang, I'd still take that. lol

NerdGirl, are you a Chatty Kathy no wait that's the type of person that talks a lot. What do they call people who can't keep secrets? I can't remember. Please disregard my response. lol

Ladynay, they are gonna say you are slingin that dope! lol

kisz4tj said...

I've got the shakes just thinkin' bout it!

I can't hold good news..lol.

I would hook my gals up with a sweet vacation. I'd set up Momma Kisz4tj with a home and a nice allowance cuz she's reckless.

I'd buy my bff a home. All the kids would have college funds. I would tithe on my winnings...the church wouldn't have a thing to say about my gambling!

Giving you what I got....musically