Here's a list of the crazy fragglenackle mess I saw @ Wal-Ma.rt while shopping today.
- A kid in the 10-11 year age range walking around with his shoes on the wrong feet. I was standing in the customer service line returning something when I saw him (and no he wasn't the least bit slow).
- The handi-cart mafia including a somewhat middle-aged couple, two old white haired ladies, and man that almost smashed me in between his cart and mine. It seemed like every aisle we turned on, there they were one behind another. It was the most annoying and hilarious sight.
- A lady with four kids: two in the big part of the shopping cart, one in the seat thingy (where the handle is) and one in her belly. I think my fallopian tubes and uterine walls just about dried the hell up seeing her.
- And the piece de resistance, a man in coochie cutters. Think Lt. Tom Dangle on Reno 911>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I'm going to start taking my camera with me.
7 comments:
All of that is going on in Wally?? You know that boy HAD to be slow..he had to be.
I was unaware of the hilarity that goes on at Walmart until recently. Did you compliment dude on his shorts and ask where you too can get a pair? What?! You know his coochie cutters bring all the boys to the yard and his coochie cutters are better than yours. ROFLOL!
The handi-cart mafia? They're going to trip you with all kinds of canes and walkers now.
That boy was slow maybe he was just stupid. I'm just sayin'...
Kisz4tj, no ma'am. I couldn't even give him benefit of the doubt. lol
Wait...should I be laughing? Oh well, too late. lol
Freaky, wally world is quite entertaining. Just imagine what all you could/would see just people watching in there for a day. lol
I hope the handi-cart mafia is nowhere around the next time we have to go grocery shopping.
I'm kinda thinking he may have been the latter......
awww man where is the picture of dude in the hot pants??! lol
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The camera on my phone doesn't do well when people are in motion. I didn't even bother whipping it out. :(
Lawd I love me some Reno 911!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!
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