Tap, tap, tap
*me looking up from the phone to find a rather rotund man standing outside of the passenger side window*
RM: Hey how you doing Miss lady?
*oh lawd here we go*
Me: Fine
At this point I noticed he had his AR Dept. of Corrections uniform on.
RM: Well I just noticed you pumping your gas and thought you looked kinda nice.
*KINDA NICE???!!! Negro I’m FOINE!*
RM: You gotta man?
Me: Yeeeeeeeep
RM: Aww, well he shol’ is lucky. Can I give you my card in case you change your mind about that?
*pump the brakes* Corrections Officers have business cards??? LOL Who knew?
Me: Neeeeerrp
RM: Oh well, my name is Carlos. It was nice to meet you.
Me: *rolls the window up*
11 comments:
in case you change your mind about having a man?? LOL
And I hate when someone calls me Miss lady. Actually I hate when they call me anything.
Yes about having a man. LMAO I'm not a fan of that 'Miss Lady' shit either.
*presses invisible FB dislike button*
*lol* Glad to know that I'm not the only one that is thoroughly irritated by the phrase "Miss Lady". It always makes me think of the rural South in like 1940 or something. Aww, he thought you looked "kidna nice". How cute! =)
That 'Miss Lady' stuff is like nails on a chalkboard I tell ya! I kinda wished he would have asked for my name so I could have given him a good fake one. HA!
Bad AR Gal! Always be aware of your surroundings.
You be nice to rotund man. No need to be a meanie, Miss Lady, I mean really. He could've helped you reenact the Oz fantasies you have. Don't at me like that. All women have Oz fantasies that need to be reenacted. I'm already making plans for some homemade shanks, a spoon, and tying my girl to the top bunk. Ok she doesn't have bunk beds but you get my meaning. You know you done messed up right? LOL!
Freaky I know! I shouldn't even rolled the window down. I thought about that too after the fact.
Oz fantasies?! *dead* I don't care if he was talking the 'Wizard of Oz' (which I lurve) it wouldn't have happened....ever....in any lifetime of mine.
I am so mad that you tagged him "RM" in y'alls conversation!!!
And really Miss Lady? You should've taken the business card if for no other reason than to verify COs carry them!
Southern, YEP!
Nerd Girl, I ain't want that ish! LMAO
LOL!
Dang, y'all ain't hafta be talking about me, too. I really thought you was purty, Miss Lady.
lol
whoever Rotundo is, I hate you. That is all. LOL
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