Thursday, August 12, 2010

I could tell you...............

about how I went to the ER last night* or about how I finally found another car** BUT Mother Earth intervened (once again) and threw me a taste of phuckery. She knows how I love it so. :D

So below is a wall post from the K97 (a local radio station in Memphis) early morning team. Each week they do the jackass wall which is basically a free for all for people to vent about who or whatever is currently pissing them off. Usually there are a lot of comments from people complaining about their baby daddy, baby mama and of course THE HATERS! *sigh* Sometimes....just sometimes (okay it probably happens more often than I think because there are A LOT of ig'nant folks in Memphis) you get the occasional dummy that should be featured on a 'When Keepin' it Real Goes Wrong' poster.

Ladies and gents, I give to you Diamond Infiniti. Now we are just not going to say A THING about how s\he looks more like the Rock of Gilbralter than a Diamond. But I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard it from me!

Just in case you can't see the lovely text:

Diamond Infiniti puttin myself on the jackass wall for playing like i was sick three days last week and taking off work now i got a short ass check today

Here's a better pic of Diamond so you can see what I'm saying.

Really? You telling off on yourself about really not being sick..............ON FACEBOOK! And have the nerve to complain about your check being short as a result of your actions.....................ON FACEBOOK!!!! GIRL\BOY BYE!!! LMAO!!!

*I'm totally fine now. I really don't know what it was but it hurt bad enough to make me feel like my life was in danger. Maybe bad gas?? *shrugs shoulders* Whatever it was had something to do with that daggone Stouffer's lasagna we had for dinner last night. Please trust that none of their products will EVER enter my stomach again. Whatever was going on in my tummy resolved itself before they even got a chance to call me back for the full examination. Go figure.

**I finally found a car at the end of July. It's another Maxima....not a new one *tears* but it's still really nice. *smile*

And now because I can't think of an appropriate musical selection, let's just dance instead.

Is it just me or does CB look uber geigh dancing surrounded by a circle of men.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chick gets the #fail award of the day.

Girl don't be talking bad about Stouffers's lasagna. I love it! lol Glad you are better.

I have a love/hate relationship with Chris Breezy. But love to watch him dance. Even if it's the dougie. Did you see the crowd watching him? A few times I have been at a club in ATL (and seen many of pics on the net) and a star comes in and everybody just stop and watch them in the VIP area. Hate that! I go to the club to drink and dance. Not stare at a celebrity.

Babs said...

ROFL@ GIRL/BOY BYE!

Glad you are feeling better!

Freaky Deaky said...

No YouTube videos of Diamond Infinity? LOL

Send Stouffers your ER bill.

Congrats on getting another car!

Actually it looks like Chris' natural (and preferred) environment to me. His arms look dirty too. Oh those are tats? Well he needs to do something about the color.

Ladynay said...

Diamond needs to put herself back on the wall when she/he gets fired! LOL!

Stouffers is the bomb! More for me if you don't touch their products again! :0)

YAY on the car! *applause*

K. Rock said...

Girl, I can't eff with Stouffers either. Their lasagna tastes likes sweaty socks.

Chris is looking extra zesty but that's because it's a zesty dance. Anyone who does it looks like that. You can't do that junk and be manly at the same time. *sigh for the youth*

blkbutterfly said...

Glad you're feeling better! I can't mess with those ready made foods... it messes me up every time.

Oh, she is a diamond... in the rough! :-)

Anonymous said...

I must confess that I have a thing for Stouffer's Mac and Cheese. Their lasagna? Me no likey! Happy that it wasn't serious and that you're ok.

YAY on you getting your car! Enjoy and be safe.

I must be getting really, really old because I hate that song and that dance just seems like a remix to a million other silly dances.

Gorgeous_Puddin said...

So sorry for your pain! OMG!! Been there! I hate the ER you have to wait so long! I maybe need to blog about me falling on the floor to get seen faster! Yaaay on the new car! It's new for you!
Uh Diamond Infiniti??????? Bwhahaha!
I can't do the Stouffers Lasanga at all! My stomach hurts thinking about it!
I love to watch Chris Brown dance he is Fiyah! But why was dude in the black so close?? Unless he was Securuty! but still Back Up fool. LOL!

AR Gal said...

Southern, shim is an EPIC FAIL!

Thanks Babs!

Freaky, nope...nada! I did look though only because I want to keep you happy. I know the youtube foolishness makes you as giddy as a school girl! LOL Thanks!

Ladynay, ain't that the truth?!?

KRock, sweaty socks? iCan't with you. LMAO

BlkButterfly, the older I get the more foods I find that I can't eat. Unfortunately, it's by trial and error. :(

MrsTDJ, I don't like the song either but I had been meaning to look up how to dougie (which is the dumbest sounding name for a dance by the way) because I wanted to see how to do it.

GP, yes Diamond Infiniti o_O. If I would have know shim existed I would have added shim to my list of crazy baby names. LOL

Jameil said...

Next she'll post about how she's an idiot for getting fired when her boss read that. #youbigdummy. I think the dudes standing around him staring half in awe, half in love actually look geigher. He looks weird mostly b/c no one else seems to be dancing.

Notorious Spinks said...

*holding head down* Yea they make me shame to be a Memphian sometimes but hey, it is what it is...

Giving you what I got....musically