YouTube Foolishness: Flattery Edition

They say imitation is the best form of flattery. I'll let y'all be the judge because right now I.just.can't.

YouTube Foolishness: Men with No Life Edition

Seriously? Y'all ain't ready. Giggles, goofaws, snickers, chuckles or as in my case hollers will ensue.




Sidenote: I just recently found out that this song is sung by a grown ass man. o_O

Just for S&G's........................

YouTube Foolishness: Pageant Edition

If it wasn't for the mc, dress and stage 'decorations', I would swear this chick was at a karaoke bar. Has she even heard this song before??? What beat was she on?

I'd hate to see her dance.

Lookin’ for that good stuff……..

Since Mistah’s job is transitioning to LR we commute to work together on the days that he works in the ‘big city’. The main road to get to his job currently has a lot of construction in progress. As we got closer to the stoplight to make the last turn, we noticed a construction worker crossing the street. Not too far behind him was a scraggly piece of trash petite young lady who, apparently, was scared shitless by the sight of my car approaching her body walking slowly across the street.

Sitting at the stoplight, we observed Pedro walking to a large SUV and opening up the door to the backseat. By the time the light turned green, Peggy Sue had caught up. As we turned the corner, we witnessed Pedro climbing in the back seat. I look at Mistah wide-eyed and Mistah looks back at me laughing. I checked the rearview mirror to make sure no one was behind the car and slowed down.

Mistah: What are you doing?
Me: I wanna see if she gets in that truck!
Mistah: Woman, just drive.
Me: Shut up.

Sure enough, Peggy Sue hops her tail back there with him.

Laughter ensues in our vehicle…….sexual pleasure in theirs.

As Mistah got out of the car, he asked me to promise not to pull up behind the truck to try and take a picture with my camera phone. He claims that I’m always trying to snap something or another. *sigh* Be that as it may, I didn’t pull up to try and watch (that’s just gross) BUT I did go really slow as I passed the front of the truck on my way to work to see what I could see. WHAT?! LOL I only saw his head…..looking down…..no sign of Peggy Sue. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out the rest.

And now for a musical selection…………………

There she blows!

Okay folks so here she is. The video is not very long but I promise it won't take long for your mouths to drop open like mine did.

Hoe Saddown!

The Hoe Saddown award of the day goes to these tragic imps.

imp
–noun
1. a little devil or demon; an evil spirit.

And is it just me or does it look like the lead "singers" teeth are double in number of what an actual human beings should be. Her mother must have procreated with JAWS or something.....I'm just sayin....