Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Record of Assault

I lifted up my head briefly to say hello after I noticed her walking in the entrance behind me at work. I was busy texting on my phone as I had been since I got out of the car. My head was still down looking at my phone as we walked to and both made our way into the elevator. While continuing to mind my own business typing in a message (and giving off a strong "don't bother me" vibe) , I see a hand coming towards me. Not just any hand, a hand full of fingers with cluster rings. I was a bit startled then annoyed as I saw what was in her hand. A business card of the pank variety with that ever noticeable font. I almost screamed but the elevator doors opened so I just grabbed the card, said thank you, and scurried out the door.

I had just been quietly assaulted by a Mary Kay rep.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmao! i was like what the hell. i know she didnt just stand there and let somebody punk her. lol

Ladynay said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew it!

AR Gal said...

Tee heeeeeeeeeeeee! She was smooth with it too. Didn't say one daggone word......just glided her hand on over. lol

Anonymous said...

You silly for this!

AR Gal said...

I know but the whole thing was just SO random that I had to blog about it. lol

Giving you what I got....musically