Reality TV: Teen Mom (Season Finale)

Blogged this as I watched the finale tonight.

• I'm excited to see Carly. I hope she doesn't have a fivehead like her birth mother and grandmother.
• Is Amber really allowing to this dude (an alleged child molester) to meet her daughter after only dating him a couple of weeks? Girl BYE!
• Ummmmm, Gary's friend, didn't ya boy meet his gf @ the Walmarts? STFU
• Gary, please stop wearing size xtra smedium t-shirts. Please and thank you.
  
• Damn, Macy has a big forehead too. *goes to the mirror to check mine*
• Hmmmm, giving a major side eye to Farrah's potential boo. Low v-neck t-shirt, hair stylist.........I'll wait until they go out on a date to see if my geighdar fully registers.
• Tyler, what does Carly turning one and your dad being in jail have to do with one another? #boystopreaching
• And now Amber is letting him stay with her huh? Not surprised. She's so misguided. I secretly hope he wrecks the car and\or steals it and doesn't come back. Is that wrong? Eh, I don't really care.
  
• Maci's dad's facial expression after she told her parents that she and Kyle broke up....PRICELESS.
  
• How is Maci paying for an apartment if she has no job? Parents, MTV or both? Hmmm.....
  
• Damn she (Maci) dyed her hair. What is up with this reality TV Ronald McDonald red hair? Kandi, Maci...who's next?
• Yeah, he's gay. I wonder if he knows it yet.
  
• Damn, baby's got the fivehead but she looks just like Tyler otherwise. She's a cutie.
  
• No Chester Chester didn't try and talk to dude about his kid!!!
• Really sweet watching Catelynn and Tyler hold Carly.
• Farrah you're getting cheap rent (on a huge house) and free babysitting and want to fuss about some damn paint and a rental application (which you would be expected to fill out with anyone else)??!! Deborah kick her ungrateful ass out!!
• Hmmmm, does Ryan really want the extra time to be with Bentley or just to hurt Maci?
• Amber, if you were that concerned with your child why didn't you just take her home with you? Nevermind, I'm glad you didn't. No need to have extra time with a molester.
• Is the show two hours tonight? I may not make it all the way through! LOL
• Farrah's mom need a face lift.
• Watching Farrah cry is painful....and not in the 'it hurts me to see her hurt' kind of way.
• What the hell kind of dead animal is that nailed up on the wall of Farrah's apartment??? LOL
• Well, I think it's pretty obvious that Amber and Chester Chester have done the do.
• Bwahahahahahahahaha, she got smashed by the door. I'm sorry but that tickled my pickle.
• So did Amber and Gary make up or what? She seriously needs to consider wearing water proof mascara.
  
• Yeah Maci, we (women) all know he was lying too.

I don't know about y'all but I thought the finale would never come. Not that I'm complaining but it just seems like this season went on foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Now, who's ready for the reunion show and 16 & Pregnant?!

Thoughts? DISCUSS!

TEEN MOM...........

Amber

• The next time she kicks Gary out, he should just go and sit on the porch until she changes her mind.
  
• They are so damn in love with being dysfunctional that it's comical at this point.
  
• With that being said, I can't wait to see her mollywhop him upside the head next week. What?
  
• Poor baby Leah

Farrah

• This chick should be the poster child for the 'Spare the Rod, Spoil the Child' movement. Like seriously.
• How many folks think she wants to use the money for her and not just the baby?
  
• Why didn't she put the boys name on the birth certificate????!!!!
• As so eloquently stated by Babs, " I really like that attorney. I appreciate his tell it like it is style."
• I wish her attorney and shrink could get her in a locked room to really shake some sense into her. Talk about a reality check. I would pay GOOD MONEY to be a fly on that wall.
  
• Someone told me that she didn't even tell the boy she was pregnant. He had to find out about it through the grapevine. Don't know how true that is but it wouldn't shock me. That's typical Farrah dumbassedness behavior.

Catelynn and Tyler

• Is it insensitive of me to think they are dwelling on the adoption way too much? Like EVERY thing is about the baby they gave up. Oh and Butch being back in jail and\or rehab(which I've figured out is just really always been code for jail) I mean come on, don't they ever talk about anything else like I dunno.......homework?
  
• Probably not as evidenced by those C's and D's Catelynn has on her report card.
• I didn't realize Catelynn's mother's (aka METHod Mom) forehead was so damn big. It looks like an enlarged gourd.

Maci

• I'm drawing blanks. I really don't remember much about her story last night other than her actually moving to Nashville to be with Magilla.
• I guess it's a good thing the aftershow is all about Maci

Thoughts? DISCUSS!

A little bit of this, a little bit of that…………..

• I've been having some weird dreams lately. Did I ever tell y'all about the one with Cochise driving a Camaro? Mistah got quite a laugh out of that one especially when I told him how he went from walking on all fours to his hind legs, walked to the car, got in and drove off. Burning rubber and all.
• The Rickey Smiley morning show is now syndicated in our area. I'm still feeling it out to see if I like it but it's good to have another option. I can't stand the (only black) local morning show w/Broadway Joe *gags* but can deal with Tom Joyner.
  
• They are doing paternity test day on the RSMS. The babies name is a combination of her mother (Erica) and maybe daddy (Andre), Ericandre. Yeah, let that marinate for a minute. Ericandre. They may as well have name the poor child Anaconda! Erica thinks Ericandre*snickers* may not be Andre's because they are both light skinded and the baby is dark skinded (that's what she said). I'm listening to the stream at work now so I can hear the results. LOL
• Shaquan Duley said she wanted to be free. I just don't think that's going to happen now my dear. Then again, maybe she does feel freedom now. Poor babies....RIP.
  
• Teen Mom.....lord have mercy I feel so sorry for baby Leah and Sophia. Leah's parents (Gary and Amber) are idiots and Sophia's mom (Farrah) doesn't have a damn clue.
  
• Tyler and Catelynn have slowly but surely gotten on my nerves. Couples counseling at 17?!? Wanting your girlfriend\fiancee' to provide cell phone records to see how many times she's spoken with her ex-boyfriend from three years ago. Boo, she was 14!!!!! I'm so over them.
  
• One of my friends said on FB last night that Maci's new boyfriend looks like a white gorilla. When provided with proof, I couldn't even argue with her.

And now for a musical selection..................

Regret

The episode on ’16 & Pregnant’ last night was a doozy and a half……..also an hour and a half. I didn’t realize that an extra 30 minutes had been tacked on until I turned the channel to watch Chelsea Lately. I hate when I miss that show.

So the episode last night followed, two young kids (of course) whose names escape me at the moment. It’s a long sordid story but it basically went down like this:

Girl has a boyfriend for 2 years (or was it 3? I heard her say both)

Girl breaks up with long time boyfriend.

Girl gets rebound guy.

Girl hunches rebound guy one night after he gives her a ride home in his truck after a party.

Girl and rebound guy get pregnant…..with TWINS. *faints*

Girl is 17. Rebound guy is a couple of years older. (They live in WV so this may or may not be considered statutory rape but no one seemed to mind. *Kanye shrug*)

Girl has twins (girls).

Guy actually steps up to the plate, sells his beloved truck for a more affordable form of transportation, gets an apartment for them all to live in, and works two jobs to make sure their ready made family is provided for.

Girl realizes she hasn’t lost that lovin’ feeling for old boyfriend.

Girl goes back to HS, sees old boyfriend, begins hanging out with old boyfriend and slowly but surely begins emotionally disconnecting with rebound guy.

Girl invites old boyfriend over to see twins. (*sigh*)

Old boyfriend gives her the cold shoulder from that point forward.

Rebound guy finds out. They argue and break-up.

Girl realizes the grass isn’t greener.

Girl begins to regret her decision and her actions.

Girl finds out rebound guy is dating other people.

Rebound guy still sees and provides for their daughters.

Girl is alone and brokenhearted.

This episode really got to me because I’ve been in a situation somewhat similar sans the pregnancy ‘cause at 17 I would have been at the clinic after the first pee stick said ‘you the mama’…HOLLA! Back in my young tender days, I was in a rocky, back and forth, break up to make up five year relationship with Lester Smudgles (obviously not the real name). Even with all that, to me he was the greatest until he wasn’t.

During the last few months, I began to have the same emotional disconnect that ‘Girl’ did, grew tired of his asshat ways, what our relationship had become (in my eyes anyway) and dumped him. Time has a way of changing you’re wants and needs, ya know. In order to divert my attention, I began dating my BFF’s brother….twin brother be exact. Not the greatest game plan but he had shown an interest and I needed something else to focus on. What better than another dude?! You know what they say’ to get over the old, get something new’. Hmmmm, that not’s quite right but you get the drift. A few months in, I realized I had made a mistake and that it just wouldn’t work. My rebound guy lived two states away and was much more immature than I remembered. And, my heart just wasn’t in it. Then…regret set in. Did I make the right decision with my long time boyfriend? Was I too hard on him…us? Late night thoughts got the best of me and I caved. I backtracked and tried to patch things up. Too late! He was boo’d up with another lover. Woe is me. Life moved on and so did I but that wasn’t the end of our story.

To be continued…maybe.

Well.....

..................I finally found the one thing I knew I would if I stayed on FB long enough. A high school classmate that is now a grandmother. *dry heaves, vomits, faints* It really comes as no surprise to me as people in my class started popping out kids like doo doo balls as early as 14.

Sidenote: I'm watching "Let's Talk About Pep". The Asian dude Pep is on the romantic getaway with looks like he is allergic to bee stings around the eye area and that's all I'm gonna say about that. Oh and I hate Pep's hair, wig, weave, choice of synthetic blend.

Anyway, like I was saying....no big surprise BUT it's still shocking to see/know that someone my age not only has a shitload of a lot of children but a grandchild to boot! One guy I graduated with has no less than 10 kids!!! Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, TEN (and is probably making more as I type this but I ain't one to gossip so you ain't heard that from me)!!

Is it strange that I find this strange or is it strange that these folks have a plethora of kids with grandkids?