2009 Stimulus Bill Projects...by state

I know this is not the most stimulating blog topic but I like to keep folks in the know when I can. Click here to view. You can click on a project to see if it was voted critical or non-critical.

I am so proud!!

One monkey don't stop no show....

.....but they sure do move mighty quick. Z called me into the den to see the video clip of a journalist chunkin a shoe at ya'lls soon to be former (THANK GOODNESS!!) President Bush's head.

Him: Come look at this dude!
Me: What dude?
Him: Bush
Me: Ehhhh, I'll pass
Him: No this guy just threw his shoes at him. Hurry about they are about to replay it.
Me: *running into the den*
Him: (while laughing) Boy those chimpanzee's (referring to Bush) sure do know how to move fast
Me: Bwahahahahahahahahaha

I only wish one of those shoes had molly whopped him upside the head. That would have truly made my day.

YES WE DID!!!

I am so full of joy and pride right now…..truth be told I’m OVERJOYED!!! I sat on the phone with some of my friends watching the results come in and we discussed the what if’s (i.e. the ReThug’s steal it again) then……then……this happened.

(The crowd in Grant Park, at 10:00 when the election was called for Obama)



We all hollered, screamed, and cried. I don’t think I’ve said OMG so much in my life at one time. Z was SO excited and happy! We laughed (I cried so more) and hugged just enjoying the moment. I jumped off the phone with my friends and called my mom. Ya’ll….*smdh* she and her friend were WAY more crunk. Lol She was visiting her friend in my hometown and told me people were shooting their guns outside. All I heard, was “Yeah keep on shootin ‘em, aaaaaallll night!!!”. I was DONE. LMAO!!I called my sisters and of course their kids were excited. It means a lot to them too, but now they know that something that once was considered impossible to do is a possibility for them. For that alone, I am grateful.

With that being said…enough with all the mushy stuff.

LET’S CELEBRATE!!!!

I'll just let Charles speak for me today....... Don't you just want to give him a big ole' hug?! *sigh*

Charles Meets Barack

JOE THE FOOL.....

If there's one thing I can't stand it's folks that think they are special or believe that they hold a higher ranking in life just because of who they are (or who they think they are).

John McCain’s brother, JOE the fool, called 911 because of the DMV traffic.“He called the police emergency line because he was angry he was stuck in traffic. The 911 call came into the City of Alexandria on Oct. 21st That's creating some buzz because it appears to come from Joe McCain, John McCain's brother.

Operator: 911 state your emergency
Caller: It's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Caller: "(Expletive) you." (caller hangs up)

The complaint call about traffic on the Wilson Bridge, outrageous enough that the 911 operator called back. The voicemail on the other end, appears to belong to Joe McCain, brother of presidential candidate, John McCain."Hi this is Joe McCain I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very (inaudible) important political project... I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John."”

I thought the district was known for it's traffic. Hell, anywhere near or around 5 o'clock on any given workday, most major cities have it. Has he never heard of rush hour? I guess he's only watched the movie, then again I take that back. I swear some people can be so damn dumb.

Brainwaves

Driving into to work this morning I heard THE most random thing on the radio. I was listening to a caller on the Tom Joyner Morning Show and she wanted Tom to speak to the listeners to encourage them on how important it was to vote because of an experience she had while at the beauty shop this weekend. This lady, who lives in Michigan, said she was speaking with a young girl about the elections. The girl proceeded to tell her that they don’t have to vote now because McCain dropped out of Michigan. (FreakyD, come get your cousin!!!)

I’ll wait while you pick your jaw up off of the floor.

Her mama must have spent a little too much time in front of the microwave while carrying her. Are the youngins nowadays really this lost and clueless?? Please tell me this was just a rare occurrence of stupidity and not the norm. I beg of you. My spirit is vexed.

All Show and NO SUBSTANCE

As usual with the tragedy that is Sarah Heath Palin, we got MORE OF THE SAME NOTHING! More having to repeatedly hear the words Maverick, Joe Six Pack (WTF is that about???), Governor, Mayor, and Alaska. More having to hear her never directly answer the question. More of her and that damn winking!! More of her hauling that damn baby around with her everywhere. I know I ain't the only person who thought that kid should have been at someone's house instead of up there. And why was she patting his back like that for? Wasn't he already sleep? I know that's beside the point but she just irritates me on so many levels.UGH!!

She played the media card and please believe me when I tell you they have not been NEARLY as hard on her as they should be. She needs to be called out her bullshit and held accountable for her actions. Her performance in this debate was nothing more than sentences that she had stated before and worked around to sound different. Yeah she may have picked up a couple of new catch phrases (Say it ain't so Joe) and may have given a shout out to the elementary school (WTF?) but it just didn't hit home. The only reason she (barely) made it through was because of that huge stack of note cards she had. If I didn't know any better I could have sworn she was on a cell over there texting somebody for help. lol

Biden on the other hand respected not only the American people but the moderator and answered the questions given. Answers that we want and need to hear. He did a good job of going after McCain and tying him to the Bush administration instead of trying to deliver lame ass one liners to dance around the topics. I think he is a great compliment to Barack and I absolutely cannot wait to see them elected into office!!!

OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!

Fasten your seatbelts!

Work is kickin my patootie today, on the day of the debates no less, but I had to make time to fit this post in. I had intentions to get mentally prepped to listen to Sarah and all the fuckery she is sure to deliver tonight but yet I must work. I guess I'll just stop by the liquor store on the way home instead and pick up a bottle of something. Ripple anyone?? lol I figure I'll have a better chance of deciphering just what the hell she is saying if I am slightly plastered

Anyway, I found this vid on airamerica.com and it's quite a hoot. I listen to the live stream @ work sometimes during the afternoons because let's face it, there's only so much of Wendy Williams and her donkey I mean Charlemagne I can take. lol Take a looksie and ENJOY! And enjoy the debates tonight.



OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BREAFE!!!

This vid is hilarious ya'll!!

UGH!!

courtesy of the Huffington Post

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/30/palin-a-journalism-major_n_130707.html

Help us all!!

I SERIOUSLY cannot wait until Thursday......

I don't think I've felt this much excitement since I went to Disneyworld as a kid....okay well maybe that's a stretch but you get my point. As I watched the latest train wreck that is the McCain/Palin ticket, I had several random questions and thoughts that crossed my mind.

Follow along with me if you will (video is below)

1. Does she know that she's stupid or has she just been brainwashed into thinking that she's not?
2. Is it just me or does Old McDonald look REALLY uncomfortable starting @ the 53 second mark of this interview when dummy mcdumbpants gives her scripted yet incorrect answer?
3.On a scale of 1-10, how embarassed does she look @ the 1:00 minute mark? I vote a 10!!!
4. How in the phuck is it considered "gotcha journalism" when a voter was simply asking her stance on an important topic?
5. How tragic was play-dough face's joke @ minute mark 1:06?
6. Ummmm, I don't think Katie Couric was addressing the question to you fool! (please reference minute mark 1:24)
7. I saw that editing glitch @ minute mark 2:30. What happened CBS? She said something dumber than normal didn't she?
8. People can be excited about Sarah all day long McCain, that still doesn't change the fact that she's dumb.as.hell.



OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!

Barack!

I just received this from a friend of mine. It's a nice assortment of moving pics of Barack's campaign and supporters. Take a looksie if you get a moment.

http://www.scouttufankjian.com/main.php


The last day to register to vote in Arkansas is Monday, October 6th.
Are you registered?
Are your friends and family?

OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tina Fey does Palin on SNL

tee hee

I owe it to my country......

.....to do this. In lieu of the upcoming political smackdown that is sure to ensue later this week (ie the VP debates), I will shall start back up posting the silliest, funniest, and most embarassing ish about Sarah Palin I can find. Not that it will be that hard, that crazy bitch is not one egg short of the coo-coo's nest, she IS THE PHUCKIN COO-COO'S NEST (not the mention one of the biggest jokes this country has ever seen).

On your mark, get set, leeeeet's gooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!



OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Update

Well not really. I tuned in to the radio station Friday on my way home from work to see if Ms. Bussitwindows Baby would call back in to give an update but heard nothing. The dj confirmed yesterday that she didn't call Friday but he was hoping to hear from her Monday. She didn't call in while I was in the car so I'll tune in again today to see if I can get an update.

In the meantime, take a looksie at this. It's an few minutes from Bill Maher's (aka Superhead's ex-side piece) show talking about what else.....politics. :-) Yes it's that time again...don't hate me. lol

Homework Pitbull Style

I know I am probably overkilling with the politics posts and stuff but ya'll this crazy bitch really amuses me. I mean really she does. Do yourselves a favor and watch the interviews that she's done with Charlie Gibson so far. Maury Povich is less entertaining...I PROMISE! LMAO!!!

Sarah Palin's pre-Charlie-Gibson-interview worksheet - Upload a Document to Scribd

Read this document on Scribd: Sarah Palin's pre-Charlie-Gibson-interview worksheet

Don't Play me Small!

Oprah Speaks at UCLA Rally

You will have to listen to the clip to get the post title.

Where's Maury??!!

Okay so this is a video of some cat claiming to be Bristol Palin's baby daddy. He is probably just trying to promote his music since the web address to his myspace page flashes on the screen a few times but you know what?! I.DON'T. CARE! bwahahahahaha I'm lovin it.





DOWN WITH REPUBLICANS!!

OBAMA-BIDEN '08!