Thursday, October 16, 2008

SOFA KING DEAD!!!

Why do folks insists on letting ish like this leak onto the internets???!!! Baby, next time just press delete. LMAO!!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Weekend Recap

This weekend turned out to be more eventful than I expected. I guess I should start with Friday. Z and I went to the fair, of course, and did our usual thing of walking around, stopping to eat a little here and there and people watching. Unfortunately for FreakyD, there were no half nekkid chicks available to photograph but there was an abundance of fashion fuckery provided by the teeny boppers. There was one set of girls that truly took the cake. They were all dressed alike in that they all had on the same type of clothes just in different loud colors. Their carefully thought out attire consisted of a too tight t-shirt, skin tight hot pants, and monochromatic plastic jewelry. I initially just shook my head until Z, who rarely calls folks out, made a comment about them being the FairDreamGirls then commenced to do a play on the Dreamgirls theme song from the movie and started singing “we’re you’re FairDreamgirls” . I was DUNZO!!! I tried to snap a pic but the camera on my phone reacts to slow so oh well. Sorry FD! Lol We also saw some tigers for an act they have. OMG, those of some of the most BEAUTIFUL creatures I have ever seen in my life. They were huge and intimidating (thank the lawd for being a big fence) but you couldn’t help but just to stare and admire them. I only wish we had gotten there soon enough to see the show. Oh well, that’s the story of my life….always a day late and a dollar short.

Saturday, I mainly lounged around the house during the day. I got the notion to get out of the house around 6 or so and called my friend to see if she was still doing the gathering @ her house. She said she was and also told me one of my running buddies from school was staying with her for the weekend. After a few stops around town, I stopped by her house and had a couple of drinks.

Sidenote: My friend had a Long Island Ice Tea w/rum made by Barcadi that was sooooo good! I have to try and remember to stop and get a bottle of it because if there’s one thing ARGal likes in her liquer is Rum…..YUM!!!

Anyway, after sitting around and catching up with everyone, I made an executive decision to go out to the alumni party. We made it there @ around eleven o’clock or so and the crowd was decent. I saw a few faces from my days there while walking around around (and getting another drink, lol).

Sidenote 2: I hate bar drinks. Why do they insist on putting bookoos of ice in your sh*t to water it down? For $7, half of my drink should not taste like H2O halfway through my drinking experience. *sigh*

I even saw AceBoonKoon there. Remember her? I’m too lazy to go back and find the post but needless to say that was a big surprise since (1) she didn’t attend the same college as me and (2) I haven’t spoken to or seen her in so long. I’ll have to post about that separately because to say that was interesting is an understatement. Lol I saw one of my homegirls and went to grab her to come over where I was sitting on my way back to the table I saw what I thought was a familiar face. I told her I’d BRB and went back to the bar and low and behold who did I see???? SOUTHERNGAL!!! I tapped her on her shoulder and she looked at me and smiled (she’s really friendly, I would have probably given me the side-eye. LMAO) I asked “Southerngal?” she smiled and gave me a big ole hug!

Sidenote3: Pictures don’t do her justice, she’s so pretty!!!

We didn’t talk for too long because I didn’t want to leave my friend waiting but once we saw each other face to face we realized we really didn’t know each other which is just so strange! Lol We talked a few minutes more and that was that. No pics or anything. WHAT?! Ya'll know I don't put my pics on the internets! LOL Southern, we should meet up for lunch or something one day, I neglected to mention that in my excitement. Hit me up via email.

Anyway, that was my weekend in a nutshell. More than what I planned but fun nonetheless.

Friday, October 10, 2008

What’s that?

There’s quite a bit going on this weekend in Central Arkansas. We have the start of the state fair today, the Susan G. Komen race for the cure tomorrow morning, and my college alma maters homecoming is tomorrow as well. Out of those 3 events, I will be doing 1 ½. What’s the half you say? I honestly had no plans of participating in any of the homecoming festivities. I remember SouthernGal asked me a few weeks back was I going to homecoming and my reply was “what’s that?”. Lol The entire time I attended there I went to maybe two football games and hell even that may be a stretch. I know for sure I went to at least one. My preference was to take a nap during the games so that I would be ready for the after parties. I told ya’ll I didn’t like sports. Lol FYI….Southern and I attended the same college and don’t know each other (although every time I see her face on her blog all I can think is that she looks REALLY familiar). We had the same major and everything so I am pretty willing to bet we took some classes together or at least passed each other in the halls of the BBA building quite often. :-)

Anyway…..my friends have been calling and asking me if I’m attending any of the functions. Of course, I’ve told them no but they are encouraging me to participate (after they had to remind me that homecoming was this weekend…I’m a mess). I told them if they can figure out a good reason to lure me out of the comforts of my home then I may reconsider. I was also invited to a house party Saturday night, so who knows. SouthernGal if I am persuaded enough, you may just see some strange chick with a short hair do come tap you on your shoulder hollerin out SOUTHERN!! Lol Just kidding, I’m not that crazy…well yeah I kinda am. Never mind.

Random thought: I cut my hair! I don’t think I mentioned it but I got it whacked off about 3 weeks ago. I got tired of the ponytail I was rocking everyday thanks to the summer heat. I initially wanted it cut like Tabitha on that Salon Makeover show on Bravo (LOVE that show by the way) but changed my mind and now it’s cut like V.Beckham’s hair. Not the cropped style she has now but the angled cut prior to that. Anyway, it’s cute on me and I love it. I think I shall keep it shorter for awhile because honestly these types of cuts have always flattered my face more.

Moving on, I won’t be doing the race for the cure. I haven’t even purchased a t-shirt yet! I’m so off track this year. I’m just not in the mood to walk through the streets of Downtown Little Rock/North Little Rock with 45,999 other women and children. I told my friend that if I go this year the best I could do was cheer from the sidelines and get all the free stuff they give out (because I usually miss out on most of it because I walk). She says she understands because she’s not going either. Lol Oh well, there’s always next year. I’ve participated for the past 7 years though so I guess me taking off one won’t hurt. I’m still going to run out today to the store they’ve set up (if time permits) to see if they have any shirts left. It’s the least I can do.

So that only leaves one thing for sure that I will be doing….THE FAIR. I know…I’m so country. Lol I’ve been feenin for a corn dog for awhile. I know some people will be like but they sell them at the grocery store. You know as well as I do that there is nothing like the taste of one @ the fair….nothing. I also want a turkey leg but not to eat by itself. I usually get a couple of them so I have one to make greens with now and one to make greens with later. I only cook them a couple times a year so it works out great. Speakin of I need to check with the local grocery store to see if they are doing that token thing again where you pay like fifty cents or a dollar to get in on the first day. If not, I may not be going to the fair either. Lol

Have a great weekend!

Monday, October 06, 2008

Brainwaves

Driving into to work this morning I heard THE most random thing on the radio. I was listening to a caller on the Tom Joyner Morning Show and she wanted Tom to speak to the listeners to encourage them on how important it was to vote because of an experience she had while at the beauty shop this weekend. This lady, who lives in Michigan, said she was speaking with a young girl about the elections. The girl proceeded to tell her that they don’t have to vote now because McCain dropped out of Michigan. (FreakyD, come get your cousin!!!)

I’ll wait while you pick your jaw up off of the floor.

Her mama must have spent a little too much time in front of the microwave while carrying her. Are the youngins nowadays really this lost and clueless?? Please tell me this was just a rare occurrence of stupidity and not the norm. I beg of you. My spirit is vexed.

Friday, October 03, 2008

All Show and NO SUBSTANCE

As usual with the tragedy that is Sarah Heath Palin, we got MORE OF THE SAME NOTHING! More having to repeatedly hear the words Maverick, Joe Six Pack (WTF is that about???), Governor, Mayor, and Alaska. More having to hear her never directly answer the question. More of her and that damn winking!! More of her hauling that damn baby around with her everywhere. I know I ain't the only person who thought that kid should have been at someone's house instead of up there. And why was she patting his back like that for? Wasn't he already sleep? I know that's beside the point but she just irritates me on so many levels.UGH!!

She played the media card and please believe me when I tell you they have not been NEARLY as hard on her as they should be. She needs to be called out her bullshit and held accountable for her actions. Her performance in this debate was nothing more than sentences that she had stated before and worked around to sound different. Yeah she may have picked up a couple of new catch phrases (Say it ain't so Joe) and may have given a shout out to the elementary school (WTF?) but it just didn't hit home. The only reason she (barely) made it through was because of that huge stack of note cards she had. If I didn't know any better I could have sworn she was on a cell over there texting somebody for help. lol

Biden on the other hand respected not only the American people but the moderator and answered the questions given. Answers that we want and need to hear. He did a good job of going after McCain and tying him to the Bush administration instead of trying to deliver lame ass one liners to dance around the topics. I think he is a great compliment to Barack and I absolutely cannot wait to see them elected into office!!!

OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Fasten your seatbelts!

Work is kickin my patootie today, on the day of the debates no less, but I had to make time to fit this post in. I had intentions to get mentally prepped to listen to Sarah and all the fuckery she is sure to deliver tonight but yet I must work. I guess I'll just stop by the liquor store on the way home instead and pick up a bottle of something. Ripple anyone?? lol I figure I'll have a better chance of deciphering just what the hell she is saying if I am slightly plastered

Anyway, I found this vid on airamerica.com and it's quite a hoot. I listen to the live stream @ work sometimes during the afternoons because let's face it, there's only so much of Wendy Williams and her donkey I mean Charlemagne I can take. lol Take a looksie and ENJOY! And enjoy the debates tonight.



OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

I CAN'T BREAFE!!!

This vid is hilarious ya'll!!

AR Gal Letter

Dear white lady,

I saw you and your man walking down the street early this morning on my way into work. As I sat waiting at the stoplight, I watched you guys and my eyes dwindled down to your feet. I thought you had on flip flops since the bottom of your foot looked like a dark shadow but to my surprise, there was nothing there. Just your dirty feet looking like charcoal briquettes. I looked over to your man and saw he had on foot apparel. Neither of you looked down and out on your luck and looked like you could afford at least one pair of shoes. So strange! As both of you turned the corner, you seemed to stumble. Perhaps you were drunk, perhaps not. In any circumstance, seeing you this morning made me scratch my head and wonder why you would venture out like that in 55 degree weather. All I ask is to do better next time. Your feet (and mankind) will love you more for it.

Thanks in advance,
AR Gal

UGH!!



courtesy of the Huffington Post

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/30/palin-a-journalism-major_n_130707.html

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Monday, September 29, 2008

I SERIOUSLY cannot wait until Thursday......

I don't think I've felt this much excitement since I went to Disneyworld as a kid....okay well maybe that's a stretch but you get my point. As I watched the latest train wreck that is the McCain/Palin ticket, I had several random questions and thoughts that crossed my mind.

Follow along with me if you will (video is below)

1. Does she know that she's stupid or has she just been brainwashed into thinking that she's not?
2. Is it just me or does Old McDonald look REALLY uncomfortable starting @ the 53 second mark of this interview when dummy mcdumbpants gives her scripted yet incorrect answer?
3.On a scale of 1-10, how embarassed does she look @ the 1:00 minute mark? I vote a 10!!!
4. How in the phuck is it considered "gotcha journalism" when a voter was simply asking her stance on an important topic?
5. How tragic was play-dough face's joke @ minute mark 1:06?
6. Ummmm, I don't think Katie Couric was addressing the question to you fool! (please reference minute mark 1:24)
7. I saw that editing glitch @ minute mark 2:30. What happened CBS? She said something dumber than normal didn't she?
8. People can be excited about Sarah all day long McCain, that still doesn't change the fact that she's dumb.as.hell.



OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!

Barack!

I just received this from a friend of mine. It's a nice assortment of moving pics of Barack's campaign and supporters. Take a looksie if you get a moment.

http://www.scouttufankjian.com/main.php


The last day to register to vote in Arkansas is Monday, October 6th.
Are you registered?
Are your friends and family?

OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Saturday, September 27, 2008

I owe it to my country......

.....to do this. In lieu of the upcoming political smackdown that is sure to ensue later this week (ie the VP debates), I will shall start back up posting the silliest, funniest, and most embarassing ish about Sarah Palin I can find. Not that it will be that hard, that crazy bitch is not one egg short of the coo-coo's nest, she IS THE PHUCKIN COO-COO'S NEST (not the mention one of the biggest jokes this country has ever seen).

On your mark, get set, leeeeet's gooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!



OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not a mother......

.....but it this ingrate were mine he would be officially dead to me after this.....for real.

Police say teen plotted to kill mom for breast implants

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/27/implant.hitmen.reut/index.html

Coming out of the dark......

I've been a closet Danity Kane fan for the longest but now I'm busting out and making it known that I love these girls! I'm headed out to get their latest album in a little while because I cannot get these songs outta my head!!

Bad Girl


Damaged



These songs are on my playlist if you wanna listen after this post disappears into the archives. lol

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Got Gas?

No not the internal kind you silly rabbits! Gas, ie petro, fuel, etc., etc., etc.

I ran across this clip while surfin the web tonight. It's video from a local station somewhere in the Carolina's about the gas shortage there. While otherwise pretty boring, please be sure to pay attention to the woman at the very beginning going off on someone that cut in front of her while waiting to get gas. They show it again at around the 1:30 mark.

We (in AR) experienced this same problem a few weeks ago prior to Ike hitting. There were long lines everywhere you went. I was on the other side of town from my house when I got THE call saying that I should go gas up. Mkay cool. Maaaaaan, I pulled into the Wally World parking lot and there were no less than 10 cars in each lane waiting. NEXT! I decide to go check out Exxon and saw (before I even got close) that the line of people waiting to go there was in the street. *sigh* I caught a glimpse of what looked to be an empty space at the gas station diagnol from Exxon and low behold it was not just a mirage! I made a beeline for it and snagged the space and was giddy with glee because it felt like I had just hit the lottery.......until I found out that not only were they out of unleaded but mid-grade as well. Oh vey! What's a girl to do I thought? Do I waste gas riding around town looking for available cheap gas or just suck it up pay premium prices and weather the storm? I sucked it up. There was no sense in looking for something that may or may not have been there and sacrificing what petro I did have left to look for it. I left with a full tank and a slightly bigger hole in my bank account. Oh well....it is what it is right?

Anyway, here's the vid. Enjoy.




OBAMA '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Update Deux

So I tuned into the radio station again today after still not hearing anything about Ms. BIB (BussItwindows Baby). It turns out that I didn't listen at the right time as she did call back in yesterday. I called into the station to talk to the dj directly and he told me that ole girl did indeed follow through. She broke every single last windshield AND mirror on BOTH cars. bwahahahahahahaha. I asked him if she got caught. He said that he didn't know and wasn't sure where they stood in the relationship. Ummmmmm, color me naive but I'm willing to bet that they are DUNZO!!!! LMAO!!! He also told me that she would be calling back in with more details of the sordid affair. I told Z about my convo and he said that he heard some guy call in that said he was in the area and saw one of the cars being towed off. *snicker*

I hope she drove off quick after she finished because the charges and hefty repair bill she is sure to incur if she didn't will not be purty.

Update

Well not really. I tuned in to the radio station Friday on my way home from work to see if Ms. Bussitwindows Baby would call back in to give an update but heard nothing. The dj confirmed yesterday that she didn't call Friday but he was hoping to hear from her Monday. She didn't call in while I was in the car so I'll tune in again today to see if I can get an update.

In the meantime, take a looksie at this. It's an few minutes from Bill Maher's (aka Superhead's ex-side piece) show talking about what else.....politics. :-) Yes it's that time again...don't hate me. lol

Friday, September 19, 2008

Sixth Sense........

Yesterday I tuned into one of the local radio stations on my way home from work. On this particular station, the dj in the afternoon has “the call of day” which normally features crazy stuff someone has called in to say regarding a topic of discussion or just whatever is on their mind. Yesterday’s call came from a young lady that was on her lunch break. She said that instead of going to grab a bite to eat something told her to go home for lunch. When she arrived she said that she saw her best friend’s car in the driveway and her boyfriend’s car (who just happened to be off from work). During the time of the call, she had been sitting outside waiting (up the street from the house) in her car for about 3 ½ hours for someone to come out. Well I guess they were taking too long her liking so she called the radio station to have him play a request (“Bust Your Windows” by Jazmine Sullivan) before she went and handled her business. She said that her boyfriend (probably ex-boyfriend by now) had a bat in the trunk of his car. When I say I hollered, I am not lying. I had my windows down and folks were looking at me crazy. Ask me if I care. LMAO! While you’re at it, ask me why I called the station to try and get through to ask him to have her call back with her location so I could go watch. WHAT?! That’s entertainment! Lol

Z and I talked about it (he heard it too after they replayed it the next hour) briefly but really we were just laughing at the entire situation. I questioned why she didn’t just go back in the house because most folks, IMO, would want to handle that situation right then and there and not procrastinate. He made a good point that some folks can’t handle seeing the actual act, just knowing is enough. I thought about it and wondered how I would handle the situation and honestly I can’t say because I’ve never been in a web quite that tangled before. The closest I’ve come is seeing an ex out with their current girlfriend but honestly what could I do other than roll my eyes and call her an ugly b*tch under my breath? Lol I would hope that I could contain myself but like I said you never really know. I just hope I never have to find out (cause I keep a lot of knives at the house and am not opposed to cutting a b*tch).

Anyway, the dj says he has the chicks # so he is going to call her back today to receive an update. If I remember to tune in, I’ll let ya’ll know what the outcome was.

Giving you what I got....musically