Brainwaves

Driving into to work this morning I heard THE most random thing on the radio. I was listening to a caller on the Tom Joyner Morning Show and she wanted Tom to speak to the listeners to encourage them on how important it was to vote because of an experience she had while at the beauty shop this weekend. This lady, who lives in Michigan, said she was speaking with a young girl about the elections. The girl proceeded to tell her that they don’t have to vote now because McCain dropped out of Michigan. (FreakyD, come get your cousin!!!)

I’ll wait while you pick your jaw up off of the floor.

Her mama must have spent a little too much time in front of the microwave while carrying her. Are the youngins nowadays really this lost and clueless?? Please tell me this was just a rare occurrence of stupidity and not the norm. I beg of you. My spirit is vexed.

All Show and NO SUBSTANCE

As usual with the tragedy that is Sarah Heath Palin, we got MORE OF THE SAME NOTHING! More having to repeatedly hear the words Maverick, Joe Six Pack (WTF is that about???), Governor, Mayor, and Alaska. More having to hear her never directly answer the question. More of her and that damn winking!! More of her hauling that damn baby around with her everywhere. I know I ain't the only person who thought that kid should have been at someone's house instead of up there. And why was she patting his back like that for? Wasn't he already sleep? I know that's beside the point but she just irritates me on so many levels.UGH!!

She played the media card and please believe me when I tell you they have not been NEARLY as hard on her as they should be. She needs to be called out her bullshit and held accountable for her actions. Her performance in this debate was nothing more than sentences that she had stated before and worked around to sound different. Yeah she may have picked up a couple of new catch phrases (Say it ain't so Joe) and may have given a shout out to the elementary school (WTF?) but it just didn't hit home. The only reason she (barely) made it through was because of that huge stack of note cards she had. If I didn't know any better I could have sworn she was on a cell over there texting somebody for help. lol

Biden on the other hand respected not only the American people but the moderator and answered the questions given. Answers that we want and need to hear. He did a good job of going after McCain and tying him to the Bush administration instead of trying to deliver lame ass one liners to dance around the topics. I think he is a great compliment to Barack and I absolutely cannot wait to see them elected into office!!!

OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!

Fasten your seatbelts!

Work is kickin my patootie today, on the day of the debates no less, but I had to make time to fit this post in. I had intentions to get mentally prepped to listen to Sarah and all the fuckery she is sure to deliver tonight but yet I must work. I guess I'll just stop by the liquor store on the way home instead and pick up a bottle of something. Ripple anyone?? lol I figure I'll have a better chance of deciphering just what the hell she is saying if I am slightly plastered

Anyway, I found this vid on airamerica.com and it's quite a hoot. I listen to the live stream @ work sometimes during the afternoons because let's face it, there's only so much of Wendy Williams and her donkey I mean Charlemagne I can take. lol Take a looksie and ENJOY! And enjoy the debates tonight.



OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BREAFE!!!

This vid is hilarious ya'll!!

AR Gal Letter

Dear white lady,

I saw you and your man walking down the street early this morning on my way into work. As I sat waiting at the stoplight, I watched you guys and my eyes dwindled down to your feet. I thought you had on flip flops since the bottom of your foot looked like a dark shadow but to my surprise, there was nothing there. Just your dirty feet looking like charcoal briquettes. I looked over to your man and saw he had on foot apparel. Neither of you looked down and out on your luck and looked like you could afford at least one pair of shoes. So strange! As both of you turned the corner, you seemed to stumble. Perhaps you were drunk, perhaps not. In any circumstance, seeing you this morning made me scratch my head and wonder why you would venture out like that in 55 degree weather. All I ask is to do better next time. Your feet (and mankind) will love you more for it.

Thanks in advance,

AR Gal

UGH!!

courtesy of the Huffington Post

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/30/palin-a-journalism-major_n_130707.html

Help us all!!

I SERIOUSLY cannot wait until Thursday......

I don't think I've felt this much excitement since I went to Disneyworld as a kid....okay well maybe that's a stretch but you get my point. As I watched the latest train wreck that is the McCain/Palin ticket, I had several random questions and thoughts that crossed my mind.

Follow along with me if you will (video is below)

1. Does she know that she's stupid or has she just been brainwashed into thinking that she's not?
2. Is it just me or does Old McDonald look REALLY uncomfortable starting @ the 53 second mark of this interview when dummy mcdumbpants gives her scripted yet incorrect answer?
3.On a scale of 1-10, how embarassed does she look @ the 1:00 minute mark? I vote a 10!!!
4. How in the phuck is it considered "gotcha journalism" when a voter was simply asking her stance on an important topic?
5. How tragic was play-dough face's joke @ minute mark 1:06?
6. Ummmm, I don't think Katie Couric was addressing the question to you fool! (please reference minute mark 1:24)
7. I saw that editing glitch @ minute mark 2:30. What happened CBS? She said something dumber than normal didn't she?
8. People can be excited about Sarah all day long McCain, that still doesn't change the fact that she's dumb.as.hell.



OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!

Barack!

I just received this from a friend of mine. It's a nice assortment of moving pics of Barack's campaign and supporters. Take a looksie if you get a moment.

http://www.scouttufankjian.com/main.php


The last day to register to vote in Arkansas is Monday, October 6th.
Are you registered?
Are your friends and family?

OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tina Fey does Palin on SNL

tee hee

I owe it to my country......

.....to do this. In lieu of the upcoming political smackdown that is sure to ensue later this week (ie the VP debates), I will shall start back up posting the silliest, funniest, and most embarassing ish about Sarah Palin I can find. Not that it will be that hard, that crazy bitch is not one egg short of the coo-coo's nest, she IS THE PHUCKIN COO-COO'S NEST (not the mention one of the biggest jokes this country has ever seen).

On your mark, get set, leeeeet's gooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!



OBAMA-BIDEN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not a mother......

.....but it this ingrate were mine he would be officially dead to me after this.....for real.

Police say teen plotted to kill mom for breast implants

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/27/implant.hitmen.reut/index.html

Coming out of the dark......

I've been a closet Danity Kane fan for the longest but now I'm busting out and making it known that I love these girls! I'm headed out to get their latest album in a little while because I cannot get these songs outta my head!!

Bad Girl


Damaged



These songs are on my playlist if you wanna listen after this post disappears into the archives. lol

Got Gas?

No not the internal kind you silly rabbits! Gas, ie petro, fuel, etc., etc., etc.

I ran across this clip while surfin the web tonight. It's video from a local station somewhere in the Carolina's about the gas shortage there. While otherwise pretty boring, please be sure to pay attention to the woman at the very beginning going off on someone that cut in front of her while waiting to get gas. They show it again at around the 1:30 mark.

We (in AR) experienced this same problem a few weeks ago prior to Ike hitting. There were long lines everywhere you went. I was on the other side of town from my house when I got THE call saying that I should go gas up. Mkay cool. Maaaaaan, I pulled into the Wally World parking lot and there were no less than 10 cars in each lane waiting. NEXT! I decide to go check out Exxon and saw (before I even got close) that the line of people waiting to go there was in the street. *sigh* I caught a glimpse of what looked to be an empty space at the gas station diagnol from Exxon and low behold it was not just a mirage! I made a beeline for it and snagged the space and was giddy with glee because it felt like I had just hit the lottery.......until I found out that not only were they out of unleaded but mid-grade as well. Oh vey! What's a girl to do I thought? Do I waste gas riding around town looking for available cheap gas or just suck it up pay premium prices and weather the storm? I sucked it up. There was no sense in looking for something that may or may not have been there and sacrificing what petro I did have left to look for it. I left with a full tank and a slightly bigger hole in my bank account. Oh well....it is what it is right?

Anyway, here's the vid. Enjoy.




OBAMA '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Update Deux

So I tuned into the radio station again today after still not hearing anything about Ms. BIB (BussItwindows Baby). It turns out that I didn't listen at the right time as she did call back in yesterday. I called into the station to talk to the dj directly and he told me that ole girl did indeed follow through. She broke every single last windshield AND mirror on BOTH cars. bwahahahahahahaha. I asked him if she got caught. He said that he didn't know and wasn't sure where they stood in the relationship. Ummmmmm, color me naive but I'm willing to bet that they are DUNZO!!!! LMAO!!! He also told me that she would be calling back in with more details of the sordid affair. I told Z about my convo and he said that he heard some guy call in that said he was in the area and saw one of the cars being towed off. *snicker*

I hope she drove off quick after she finished because the charges and hefty repair bill she is sure to incur if she didn't will not be purty.

Update

Well not really. I tuned in to the radio station Friday on my way home from work to see if Ms. Bussitwindows Baby would call back in to give an update but heard nothing. The dj confirmed yesterday that she didn't call Friday but he was hoping to hear from her Monday. She didn't call in while I was in the car so I'll tune in again today to see if I can get an update.

In the meantime, take a looksie at this. It's an few minutes from Bill Maher's (aka Superhead's ex-side piece) show talking about what else.....politics. :-) Yes it's that time again...don't hate me. lol

Sixth Sense........

Yesterday I tuned into one of the local radio stations on my way home from work. On this particular station, the dj in the afternoon has “the call of day” which normally features crazy stuff someone has called in to say regarding a topic of discussion or just whatever is on their mind. Yesterday’s call came from a young lady that was on her lunch break. She said that instead of going to grab a bite to eat something told her to go home for lunch. When she arrived she said that she saw her best friend’s car in the driveway and her boyfriend’s car (who just happened to be off from work). During the time of the call, she had been sitting outside waiting (up the street from the house) in her car for about 3 ½ hours for someone to come out. Well I guess they were taking too long her liking so she called the radio station to have him play a request (“Bust Your Windows” by Jazmine Sullivan) before she went and handled her business. She said that her boyfriend (probably ex-boyfriend by now) had a bat in the trunk of his car. When I say I hollered, I am not lying. I had my windows down and folks were looking at me crazy. Ask me if I care. LMAO! While you’re at it, ask me why I called the station to try and get through to ask him to have her call back with her location so I could go watch. WHAT?! That’s entertainment! Lol

Z and I talked about it (he heard it too after they replayed it the next hour) briefly but really we were just laughing at the entire situation. I questioned why she didn’t just go back in the house because most folks, IMO, would want to handle that situation right then and there and not procrastinate. He made a good point that some folks can’t handle seeing the actual act, just knowing is enough. I thought about it and wondered how I would handle the situation and honestly I can’t say because I’ve never been in a web quite that tangled before. The closest I’ve come is seeing an ex out with their current girlfriend but honestly what could I do other than roll my eyes and call her an ugly b*tch under my breath? Lol I would hope that I could contain myself but like I said you never really know. I just hope I never have to find out (cause I keep a lot of knives at the house and am not opposed to cutting a b*tch).

Anyway, the dj says he has the chicks # so he is going to call her back today to receive an update. If I remember to tune in, I’ll let ya’ll know what the outcome was.

This is the Same Girl?

So if you look a couple of posts down, you'll see the clip from MadTv of BonQuiQui @ King Burger. This clip is of the lady, Anjelah Johnson, that plays her on the show doing stand up. Yeah, I know major difference right? Make-up is something else. Anyway, this is a little long but but this chick is super funny. Make sure you listen to her do the bit about the nail shop....hilarious.

Homie Don't Play Dat!

Today I had to take my eldest furry child to the vet's office to have a teeth extraction and cleaning done. In an effort to spoil him rotten, AR Gal would frequently buy him those big hearty bones to chew on because he loved them so. In doing so, this has caused him to have a fractured tooth. Now granted noone really knows how it happened but that's my diagnoses and I'm stickin to it. Mkay? Thanks. Unfortunately for my boy, that means no more of those tasty treats but lucky for him I still want to spoil him and his little sister (aka his sidepiece...more on that later) so they will be just fine with other alternatives I've found for them.

So I take him to the vet, talk with the vet asst. for a spell about the procedure that was to be done (a TOOTH extraction and cleaning) say my goodbyes and jet back home. About 3 hours or so after they were complete, I get a call from the office telling me that everything is done and that Cochise is fine but that the procedure was a bit more complex than they first thought. This girl proceeds to tell me that they have irrigated his ears and did some special shit to his nails.

Me: Ummmm, why?

Girl: Well, Dr. B noticed that he had some build-up in his ears and felt that since he was already under that it would just be a good idea. And his nails were really long. So with the extra work done your bill is now $357.

Me: Mmmmm, I doubt that. Why did noone call any of the THREE phone numbers I have listed to ask me or Z for authorization?

Girl: Yes Ms. AR Gal, we are really sorry about that, I don't have an explanation.

Me: Mmmmmmm. ok so when will he be ready to pick up?

Girl: Around two o'clock.

Me: Ok, I'll see you then.

Now I know you're thinking why isn't this girl going off by now right? If not, humor me and play along. I knew they were in some kind of violation but I had to call the state board to make sure. Why? 'Cause I like to have all my cards in play when I'm dealin in bullshit.

I call and state my case to the lady and without missing a beat she tells me they cannot do that. I asked her what needs to happen next and she said try talking to the vet (which I was already going to do) and if then he still didn't want to remove the charges to file a complaint. She then asks who my vet is and I tell her. Her response: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo!! I really hate that but the laws the law." You would have that I said Jesus or something how she responded. See my vet is one of the best in Central AR and is known for his work but I didn't give a damn today.

With that assurance under my belt, I make my way to the office, enter and speak politely. As I step up to the desk , the girl wants to go ahead and have me pay. Ehhhhhhhhhhh, no. I tell her I would like to speak with the doctor first. She seems a little surprised but walks me back to a room. As he enters, we are cordial but he knows I am upset by the look on my face and tell him so. He tells me that he thought I knew about the ear issues and that I wanted that done. Ummmmm, COME AGAIN? I know every spring he goes through this infection thing and we have to get medicine for it but noone said anything about his ears when they were examined just here LAST WEEK for his check-up. He then says yeah but it's harder to actually gauge the extent and since he was already laying there we were better able to see. I told him that I got that and I'm not saying that it was not needed but noone.called.to.ask.me.if.it.was.okay. That is my issue with this, a decision was made w/out my consent. He wasn't gonna die if someone took 5 minutes to pick up the damn phone to call....shit. That's just like you taking your car to the repair shop and them doing work on your car w/out calling to tell you and expecting you to pay. Bump that! I told him that he may not have known but that vet. asst. did and this was unacceptable. We continued to talk and just as I was about to trump him with the state board violation, he goes to get the bill so we can review and proceeds to mark off everything I didn't want to pay for.....which was everything except for the dental extraction and cleaning thank you very much.

Now see, wasn't that easy? *rollin my eyes*

Homework Pitbull Style

I know I am probably overkilling with the politics posts and stuff but ya'll this crazy bitch really amuses me. I mean really she does. Do yourselves a favor and watch the interviews that she's done with Charlie Gibson so far. Maury Povich is less entertaining...I PROMISE! LMAO!!!

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